Archeology Dept

Archeology is everything.

Here are some images from our most recent archeological expedition.

The mysterious clay tablet, unearthed in downtown Brattleboro
The mysterious clay tablet, unearthed in downtown Brattleboro

Artifacts uneartherd in Brattleboro, proving "ancientness" of clay Cryptogram
Artifacts uneartherd in Brattleboro, proving the “ancientness” of the clay Cryptogram.
Well, the photo speaks for itself. Who needs carbon-14 with proof like this?

Some faculty and one child laborer, at our last dig
While we mostly hire adults to work at the University of Brattleboro, and all of our faculty hold Ph.D.s, child labor cannot be underestimated as a cost-saving measure in these dire financial times.

Would you like an archaeological event to occur on your property? If you are able to pay a fee, i.e., make a donation to our “alumni fund,” we are sure that we can find a clay tablet with a cryptogram on it, and other artifacts, on your property. Throw a birthday party like no other.

For more information, contact Rolf.Parkerhoughton@gmail.com.